I bounce you, you and your lordships
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Like the ball on the carnival punching bag
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Bro, these guys strike poses, these chicks play brides
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I bounce them like a girl on her period
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The label, bro, would like to clean me up but it can't
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They can't wipe this face even with Photoshop
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While at Carnival your mom dressed you as Zorro
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I was already on the street, dressed like a chav
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With the whole gang, bro, I walk into the party in a tracksuit
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And I bounce you, I go: 'Yeah, yeah' with my head
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I slam drinks, I test out punch-lines
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Slurring I tell her: 'Baby, I wanna get you in bed'
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I'm out hunting chicks with double surnames
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With the exotic name and the ones whose name I don't know
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Bro, after the barefoot one, the one in garters
And nobody bounces me, bro
I bounce whatever you say
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I bounce your advice
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Till the neck snaps
Crashing the VIP for free
I don't show up in 'Novella'
I go out with the showgirl
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Then I bounce her too
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Bro, I play the gig, I beep at the metal detector
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I'm my own boss, I don't put on eye-shadow
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You wanna pull the trigger, but you're just a valet
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Some give me respect, some give me a hundred grams
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I've been rhyming since the ball was a Supertele or a Tango
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Back when Durangos were the craze, the orangutan on your back
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You sell, Gué, you sell the chaos without the hassle of inventing a persona
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I see you on TV but nobody, bro, then goes to your show
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Bro, I bounce you like the springs on Nike Shox
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They bounce you from the club and these asses bounce them
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You offer me your deals, but thanks, no thanks
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I bounce your paper and the review you write
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I bounce the wiretap if I'm talking on 'Skype'
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Your girl bounces you, she's already with me on a Boeing
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747 and it won't fade, I won't pass you the joint
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I don't watch 'Amici'
I bounce whatever you say
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I bounce your advice
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Till the neck snaps
Crashing the VIP for free
I don't show up in 'Novella'
I go out with the showgirl
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Then I bounce her too
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Till the neck snaps
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I bounce you like the earth in an earthquake
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And the Husqvarna seat when you kick it and fire it up
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Bro, at the club or chilling in bed
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It's max respect when they see the Air Max I wear
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When the system lights up
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Your liver and spleen shift without a transplant
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We throw your DJ in the piranha tank
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Muhammad to the mountain, but a kilo is a goldmine
I bounce whatever you say
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I bounce your advice
Crashing the VIP for free
I don't show up in 'Novella'
I go out with the showgirl
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Till the neck snaps
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Everybody wants to tell me how to do things
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But who? Who to catch and where to go, dunno
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Everybody wants to tell me what to sing, bro
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And me? I bounce you like boing, boing