LEARN LYRICS

And now, ladies and gentlemen

For you tonight

The great, the majestic

Of every trade show

The fairs and the big exhibitions

Often imitated

Often copied

Never matched

Harrods and Wal-Mart made me

A really very smart product

Really very smart

I'm the tenant

Of fleeting glory

Voted product of the year

Thanks to my inventiveness

whispers my name

Saturday lunchtimes

My offset smiles make

Your mailbox overflow

Cora and Shopi will turn my life

Into a finished product, finished

Everything's over

I'm the tenant

Of fleeting glory

Voted product of the year

Thanks to my inventiveness

And when the inventory comes

I'll be the product

Of last year

Voted product of the year

Voted product of the year

Product of the year

That was the dazzling Christophe Willem

Thanks Christophe, let's give him a big hand