She thought my hair was funny
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Off-limits to me? No way
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She said she couldn't stay
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But she took what I said seriously
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I'll do everything I can
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I'll steal this woman for myself
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I can call you anytime
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But I don't even know your name!
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If not me, who'll make you happy?
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If not me, who'll make you happy? War!
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If not me, who'll make you happy?
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If not me, who'll make you happy? War!
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I caught myself thinking about you
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About everything I wanted to tell you
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On an especially good night
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There's nothing else we can do
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I'll do everything I can
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I'll steal this woman for myself
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I can call you anytime
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But I don't even know your name!
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If not me, who'll make you happy?
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If not me, who'll make you happy? War!
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If not me, who'll make you happy?
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If not me, who'll make you happy? War!
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If not me, who'll make you happy?
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If not me, who'll make you happy? War!
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If not me, who'll make you happy?
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If not me, who'll make you happy? War!