Since I got into computing
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I've had nothing but trouble
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My god, what a workout
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It's not that funny every day
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But wait while I explain
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Everything that's causing my torment
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My Mac's out of whack
The Pentium's got no calcium
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The screen's totally white
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The hard drive's not so hard
The keyboard's totally stuck
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The modem's too lazy
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The printer's way too slow
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The cartridges are touching
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And the nozzles abuse
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The fonts are paling
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The mouse is way too big
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My god, it's thrilling
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But how much time we waste!
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I invited the lovely Suzanne
The other day to the cybercafe
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She said, "I prefer your machine
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"Let's go to yours, let me surf"
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Alas, my machine's down
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That's what I told her, I'm sorry
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My Mac's out of whack
The Pentium's got no calcium
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The screen's totally white
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The hard drive's not so hard
The keyboard's totally stuck
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The modem's too lazy
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The mouse is way too big
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The email's all tangled
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The circuits are cooked
The shortcut's teeny-tiny
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The index is perplexed
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The bits are twitching
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The burner is crying
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The player beats butter
The monitor and your sister
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On top of that, I won't hide it from you
I've also got, what a worry
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The bytes aren't very fresh
The viruses are full of pep
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The capitals are jostling
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The lowercase are f*cking
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Windows is gloomy
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The programs, it's a drama
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The cord's a corkscrew
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The sound card's brown
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The windows penetrate each other
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The symbols are freaking out
The system's much too pale
The network's taking on water
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You'd better go
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'Cause I feel, it's depressing
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That I can't control anything anymore
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My god, it's thrilling
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My god, it's thrilling
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But how much time we waste
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My god, it's alarming
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My god, it's alarming
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But what would we do without it?