LYRICS GAME

Fill in the lyric gaps as you listen to the song
Since I got into computing
I've had nothing but trouble
My god, what a workout
It's not that funny every day
But wait while I explain
Everything that's causing my torment
My Mac's out of whack
The PC's busted
The Pentium's got no calcium
The screen's totally white
The hard drive's not so hard
The keyboard's totally stuck
The modem's too lazy
The printer's way too slow
The cartridges are touching
And the nozzles abuse
The fonts are paling
The DVD's worn out
The options are optional
The mouse is shriveled
The mouse is way too big
My god, it's thrilling
All this computing
My god, it's thrilling
But how much time we waste!
I invited the lovely Suzanne
The other day to the cybercafe
She said, "I prefer your machine
"Let's go to yours, let me surf"
Alas, my machine's down
That's what I told her, I'm sorry
My Mac's out of whack
The PC's busted
The Pentium's got no calcium
The screen's totally white
The hard drive's not so hard
The keyboard's totally stuck
The modem's too lazy
The memory's hopeless
The options are optional
The mouse is shriveled
The mouse is way too big
And then I added
You see, that's not all
The email's all tangled
The circuits are cooked
The shortcut's teeny-tiny
The index is perplexed
The pixels are in slices
The USB's constipated
The bits are twitching
The backup's not hardy
The burner is crying
The player beats butter
The monitor and your sister
On top of that, I won't hide it from you
I've also got, what a worry
The bytes aren't very fresh
The viruses are full of pep
The capitals are jostling
The lowercase are f*cking
Windows is gloomy
The programs, it's a drama
And the chip's in lotus
The cord's a corkscrew
MS-DOS has bumps
The menus are messed up
The software, my husband
And the audio's stupid
The sound card's brown
The color, what a horror
The windows penetrate each other
The symbols are freaking out
The system's much too pale
The network's taking on water
And so, you see
You'd better go
'Cause I feel, it's depressing
That I can't control anything anymore
My god, it's thrilling
All this computing
My god, it's thrilling
But how much time we waste
My god, it's alarming
All this computing
My god, it's alarming
But what would we do without it?