LYRICS GAME

In France, everybody wears stripes

A red scarf

A beret

And a baguette

All French people live in Paris

Or on the French Riviera

In France, we all have a view of the Eiffel Tower

Even though we eat horse meat

Frogs

Snails

Or stinky cheese

Our cuisine's known as one of the best in the world

In France, we're stylish

With top fashion designers famous worldwide

Even if the most famous French people are

Joan of Arc

Napoleon

General de Gaulle

Commander Cousteau

Or the mime Marceau

In France, our diet's based on

Croissants

Foie gras

Garlic and onions

And we only drink red wine

Or champagne

In France, we think fries come from Belgium

In France we meet up in cul-de-sacs

The French love women

But not in business, nor in politics

There you go, our female quota

In France, we often say 'oh la la'

In France, we have a very special way to kiss

In France, we listen to accordion music in every situation

In France, we have sightseeing boats

The most famous French monument is a radio antenna

In France, we've already seen it

France is the land of diplomacy

Long live free Quebec

The African man hasn't entered history enough

In France, girls are pretty

But they don't shave

In France, we don't wash

Why do you think we make perfume

In France, taxi drivers are rude

In France, waiters are rude

In France, we have sexy superheroes

And poetic advertising mascots

In France, we used to cut off heads with a weird machine

In France, we want to water our furrows with impure blood

In France, the popular sport is pétanque

Another excellent shot from Jean-Pierre

He scores a point for the blue team

Let's watch the play in slow motion

There are loads of famous French people like

Picasso, who was Spanish

Salvador Dalí, who was Spanish too

Vincent Van Gogh, who was Dutch

Apollinaire, Frédéric Chopin, Marie Curie

All three of whom were Polish

Josephine Baker, who was American

France is the country of human rights

In France, we're always on strike or on vacation