In France, everybody wears stripes
All French people live in Paris
In France, we all have a view of the Eiffel Tower
Even though we eat horse meat
Our cuisine's known as one of the best in the world
In France, we're stylish
With top fashion designers famous worldwide
Even if the most famous French people are
In France, our diet's based on
And we only drink red wine
In France, we think fries come from Belgium
In France we meet up in cul-de-sacs
The French love women
But not in business, nor in politics
There you go, our female quota
In France, we often say 'oh la la'
In France, we have a very special way to kiss
In France, we listen to accordion music in every situation
In France, we have sightseeing boats
The most famous French monument is a radio antenna
In France, we've already seen it
France is the land of diplomacy
The African man hasn't entered history enough
In France, girls are pretty
In France, we don't wash
Why do you think we make perfume
In France, taxi drivers are rude
In France, waiters are rude
In France, we have sexy superheroes
And poetic advertising mascots
In France, we used to cut off heads with a weird machine
In France, we want to water our furrows with impure blood
In France, the popular sport is pétanque
Another excellent shot from Jean-Pierre
He scores a point for the blue team
Let's watch the play in slow motion
There are loads of famous French people like
Picasso, who was Spanish
Salvador Dalí, who was Spanish too
Vincent Van Gogh, who was Dutch
Apollinaire, Frédéric Chopin, Marie Curie
All three of whom were Polish
Josephine Baker, who was American
France is the country of human rights
In France, we're always on strike or on vacation