I'm gonna write you a song
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For every time that I've missed you
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I'm gonna fill your hard drive
With songs with I love yous
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I'm gonna make it so that I get on the radio
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So that you'll have to listen to me
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I'm gonna write you in a message
That without you I don't know how to float
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I'm gonna send you all the letters
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That I was never able to
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Packed with discount coupons
Of my love without expiration
I'm gonna buy myself a ticket
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Straight to the center of your heart
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I'm gonna love you to death
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Or until they kick us out of this hall
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I'm gonna invite you to all my parties
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Without you knowing that they're in your honor
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I'm gonna tell even my parents
I'm gonna look for you at night
When they close the place
I'm gonna grab you a beer
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So that you stay a bit longer
I'm gonna take you to the wedding
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Of my neoliberal cousin
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I'm gonna bring you white flowers
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So that you can color them
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I'm gonna laugh at your jokes
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Even though you know that they're the worst
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Worse than all that sh*t
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That talks about politics on television
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I'm gonna record you a nice album
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Of pop love songs
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I'm gonna ask you that you marry me
Even though maybe you'll say no
It'll be your worst mistake