I'm gonna write you a song
For every time that I've missed you
I'm gonna fill your hard drive
With songs with I love yous
I'm gonna make it so that I get on the radio
So that you'll have to listen to me
I'm gonna write you in a message
That without you I don't know how to float
I'm gonna send you all the letters
That I was never able to
Packed with discount coupons
Of my love without expiration
I'm gonna buy myself a ticket
Straight to the center of your heart
I'm gonna love you to death
Or until they kick us out of this hall
I'm gonna invite you to all my parties
Without you knowing that they're in your honor
I'm gonna tell even my parents
I'm gonna look for you at night
When they close the place
I'm gonna grab you a beer
So that you stay a bit longer
I'm gonna take you to the wedding
Of my neoliberal cousin
I'm gonna bring you white flowers
So that you can color them
I'm gonna laugh at your jokes
Even though you know that they're the worst
That talks about politics on television
I'm gonna record you a nice album
Of pop love songs
I'm gonna ask you that you marry me
Even though maybe you'll say no
It'll be your worst mistake