We have a friend, a true friend
And that friend is my dad
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We pull many pranks and he always says this
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"What bad kids!" and he starts to laugh
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How nice, how nice to be dad's friend
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Like my daddy I can't find another the same
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Yesterday my daddy wanted to shave
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But he couldn't find his razor
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And when he was washing his hands with soap
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How nice, how nice to be dad's friend
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Like my daddy I can't find another the same
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Tomorrow my daddy is going to take the car out
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But I'm sure that it's not going to run
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I just took the spark plugs out of the engine
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A bolt and the fan belt
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How nice, how nice it is to be dad's friend
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Like my daddy I can't find another the same
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Last night I tied to dad's pajamas
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A knot in each sleeve and a knot in each foot
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I hid a very fat toad in his bed
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What's wrong that daddy doesn't want to laugh
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How nice, how nice to be dad's friend
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Like my daddy I can't find another the same
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How nice, how nice to be dad's friend
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Like my daddy I can't find another the same