This is a story based on real events
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The kind that don't get told for being so personal
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About when I met a well-mannered girl
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And lots of followers on social media
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Everything was fine, generally speaking
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Until she showed dangerous signs
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One day she told me: look, you won't go out with me like that
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In those little clothes like from a garage sale
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And now she wants me to wear expensive clothes
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But I don't have any of that
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And she wants me to wear expensive clothes
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But I don't have any of that
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First time in the Louis Vuitton store
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Looking for a blazer and a belt
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All night being careful not to tear it
To return it the next day
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Borrowing a car to pick her up
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All perfumed so I could see her
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Hair combed like a kid for school, like a Marinela penguin
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I forgot all the things that they taught me at home
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That doesn't work, I'm not that person
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And now she wants me to wear expensive clothes
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But I don't have any of that
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And she wants me to wear expensive clothes
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But I don't have any of that
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And now she wants me to wear expensive clothes
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But I don't have any of that