Chat Perché wants to play hide and seek
Every Chat Perché keeps chasing me
Chat Perché wants to play tough love
Know, Chat Perché, there's no way you'll catch me
You can rag me all you want
You can mock me all you want
The pussies, Puss-in-Boots, don't fall for the whip anymore
You can sweet-talk all you want
You can harp on it all you want
The pussies, Puss-in-Boots, won't let themselves be flipped anymore
Mucky cat's lost his swagger
Pussy, mucky cat cusses like a sailor
Mucky cat won't play the braggart anymore
Damn mucky cat, now acts all detached
Try to enchant me without working your whiskers
Instead of wrecking everything
Instead of pissing me off
Try to charm me without trying to tie me down
Chat Perché wants to play hide and seek
Every Chat Perché keeps chasing me
Chat Perché wants to play tough love
Know, Chat Perché, there's no way you'll catch me
Mucky cat's lost his swagger
Pussy, mucky cat cusses like a sailor
Mucky cat won't play the braggart anymore
Damn mucky cat, now acts all detached
Stubborn cat looks like a real dummy to me
Quit roughhousing trying to get away
Smart cat's okay with burying the hatchet
But that smart cat won't get hassled anymore
Try to enchant me without working your whiskers
Instead of wrecking everything
Instead of pissing me off
Try to charm me without trying to tie me down