When I finally signed up for line dancing classes
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Convinced it would help me meet girls
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I'd told myself Friday would be a good night
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It should go late
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At the first class during the roll call
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I saw there were more Yolandes than Stephanies
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I realized I'd chosen without knowing
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That wasn't my best call
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I dropped my cruising plans
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To focus on the Honky Tonk and the Cowboy Boogie
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In contests I won it all
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I shook my rump so much
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Being the youngest had its share of perks
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Even if I didn't meet
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I made friends
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with whom I can whip up cookies
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stews 'n' pies
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And the girls on dating sites better watch out
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I play cards and as a bonus
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I'm the king of line dancing
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The king of line dancing
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With my crocodile boots
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and my manly hip swing