LYRICS GAME

When I finally signed up for line dancing classes

Convinced it would help me meet girls

I'd told myself Friday would be a good night

It should go late

At the first class during the roll call

I saw there were more Yolandes than Stephanies

I realized I'd chosen without knowing

the seniors' night

That wasn't my best call

I dropped my cruising plans

To focus on the Honky Tonk and the Cowboy Boogie

Like a racehorse

In contests I won it all

I shook my rump so much

Being the youngest had its share of perks

Even if I didn't meet

the love of my life

I made friends

with whom I can whip up cookies

stews 'n' pies

And the girls on dating sites better watch out

'cause now I cook

I play cards and as a bonus

I'm the king of line dancing

The king of line dancing

With my crocodile boots

and my manly hip swing