Even if it'd be a tragedy to lose her
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The most beautiful woman on Earth
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My future kid's name
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Learn Chinese in Scotland
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On my wedding day if he asks me
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Leave a loving woman
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And leave here if he takes me along
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We'd go pitch a tent
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On a mountain deep in France
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Trigger an avalanche
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If he goes to pee during the movie
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Tell him his girl is beautiful
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I could insult a boxer
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For a good two hours
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Do the dishes gladly
There, I just roasted you
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Follow him in his crazy schemes
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Walk his goldfish
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And go surf in Nice
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I cling to him so he won't drop me
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I'd follow him to the ends of the earth
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But he mustn't know it
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I could whip out the katana
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Open a bar in the Sahara
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Tell him I'm fine even when I'm not
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Take the first plane to Rio
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Keep a kidney for him in the fridge
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I could go around the world
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I could, I could, I could
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People often tell me, "stop it already"
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You're gonna get yourself in sh*t
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You know life isn't a game
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You think he'd do the same for you
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People often tell me, "stop it already"
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You're gonna get yourself in sh*t
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You know life isn't a game
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You think he'd do the same for you
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I could go to prison
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Face my boss and tell him
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I could handle any pressure
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Haul a corpse at night
Without asking any question
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I could steal a kid's lollipop
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Take a rifle butt hit
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Slip on a bikini and some gloss
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I could catch scabies, be starving
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Sweep the floor and get sentenced
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Lend him 10,000 bucks
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And have him never pay me back
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I could stick my whole neck
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I could head-butt
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But just know I'd let him have
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Even the last slice of pizza
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Get up at four in the morning
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Lend him my room for a month
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And let him stay there for years
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I could do all that for him
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And I might even make him a track
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I could whip out the katana
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Sleep with piranhas
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Open a bar in the Sahara
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Tell him I'm fine even when I'm not
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Take the first plane to Rio
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Keep a kidney for him in the fridge
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I could go around the world
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I could, I could, I could
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People often tell me, "stop it already"
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You're gonna get yourself in sh*t
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You know life isn't a game
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You think he'd do the same for you
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People often tell me, "stop it already"
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You're gonna get yourself in sh*t
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You know life isn't a game
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You think he'd do the same for you
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So guys, explain to me
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What's a buddy exactly
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A kind of brother there at every moment
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When sometimes you're nauseous
On the verge of blowing up
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The only thing you can
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Yeah but I've got my bed for that
No, Brice, you don't get it
What we're telling you, your friend
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And family is for life
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But there's the default one
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And the one you choose
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But what do I get out of it
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Nothing, except laughs and troubles
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So no cash and no salary
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And listen, if you get lost along the way
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He'd give everything he doesn't have
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I think I get what a friend is worth
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The only one who could surf with me
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When sometimes I'm nauseous
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when my heart weighs tons
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So guys, we're buddies
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I could whip out the katana
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Sleep with piranhas
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Open a bar in the Sahara
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Tell him I'm fine even when I'm not
That doesn't mean anything
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Take the first plane to Rio
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Keep a kidney for him in the fridge
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I could go around the world
_____
I could, I could, I could
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People often tell me, "stop it already"
_____
You're gonna get yourself in sh*t
_____
You know life isn't a game
_____
You think he'd do the same for you
_____
People often tell me, "stop it already"
_____
You're gonna get yourself in sh*t
_____
You know life isn't a game
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You think he'd do the same for you