Do you recognize me
I lost some hair
In the meantime, I slept a lot
Even the ones who didn't like me
When we'd come back
People forget, it's inevitable
And I watched the NRJ Music Awards
I was pretty comfy in my retirement
Too scared of causing a scandal
Even when I say nothing, I regret it
They all made posts
A story for the Uyghurs
I look at Flo and I'm scared
But they weren't brothers
The world's gotten scary
What time is it in Afghanistan
Then yes, put the mask back on
Me, I didn't have a mask but
To go buy a mask
So I put on a helmet
I realized that in fact
Anyway, turn the cameras back on
But here we are, Daddy's back
We're gonna smash every quota
But I do it anyway
Nah, wait, redo the ending there
I wasn't there but I missed nothing
Does anybody know where we're going
Was hanging over our heads
Today we act surprised
Since I posted a story
I was scared people would forget me
Then I gave time back its place
At the restaurant, I took three desserts
The life of a reality TV star
I think I didn't like it much
By the way, I'm taken
Girls stopped talking to me
On Insta, I close my eyes
Every time I see an *ss
I play Animal Crossing with her
We sing Dua Lipa and Angèle
I can't please everyone
It took me a while to admit it
Those who love me follow me
The others, go get f*cked
Take the Internet away from boomers
And take the tablets away from babies
See, I'm less ugly now
I let my beard grow
During the break, I had time
I made ten thousand videos
Message to all the students
Well, I don't give a f*ck about your student unions
I had to handle my f*cking
Treat my traumas, anyway
I send salaam to Éric Zemmour
And happy New Year to Maître Gims
Nanana, nananananana, lalala
Can you picture it live, this one
It's gonna be crazy, bro
But I missed nothing, but I missed nothing
But I missed nothing, but I missed nothing
In life, some will be against you
Others will tell you that you're wrong