I don't like war or misery
I don't miss the guillotine
I have nothing against mosques
I don't feel threatened by minarets
Victim of single thought, I am
I admit I'm secular while I'm at it
I make it clear I don't think
I don't campaign, brace yourself
For wiping out dolphins
You think that's naive and dumb
I don't talk to the concierge
You gotta respect everybody