I don't like war or misery
I'm a human rights guy
I don't miss the guillotine
I have nothing against mosques
I don't feel threatened by minarets
I don't think gays
Victim of single thought, I am
I admit I'm secular while I'm at it
I make it clear I don't think
In the media or finance
It may sound demagogic
But I warn against drugs
I don't campaign, brace yourself
For wiping out dolphins
I don't want them to die
You think that's naive and dumb
I don't talk to the concierge
You gotta respect everybody
I teach that to my kids
One day like I hope