I don't wanna go to that dinner
I'm down, I'm tired
They won't hold it against us, come on let's not go
Besides I gotta diet, my shirt's squeezing me
That has nothing to do with it
But I don't wanna see them 'cause I don't feel like it
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
We'll call, apologise, improvise
We'll come up with something
We'll just tell your friends
That we don't like them, too bad
I'm not in the mood, everything depresses me
There's a great movie on TV tonight
A 7th-art masterpiece I'd love to watch again
A highly committed drama about the Saint-Tropez police
It's a social satire whose main character
Plus there are aliens
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
We'll call, apologise, improvise
We'll come up with something
We'll just tell your friends
That we don't like them, too bad
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
I've got chills, I feel weak
It wouldn't be sensible to go out now
I'd rather not take any risk
It bothers me but it's better
Me, who's unhappy and sad
And I don't even have a home theater
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
We'll call, apologise, improvise
We'll come up with something
We'll just tell your friends
That we don't like them, too bad
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me