I don't wanna go to that dinner
I'm down, I'm tired
They won't hold it against us, come on let's not go
Besides I gotta diet, my shirt's squeezing me
I look like a chipolata
I can't go out like this
That has nothing to do with it
I like your friends
But I don't wanna see them 'cause I don't feel like it
Who cares, let's not go
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
We'll call, apologise, improvise
We'll come up with something
We'll just tell your friends
That we don't like them, too bad
I'm not in the mood, everything depresses me
And it just so happens
There's a great movie on TV tonight
A 7th-art masterpiece I'd love to watch again
A highly committed drama about the Saint-Tropez police
It's a social satire whose main character
Plus there are aliens
Who cares, let's not go
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
We'll call, apologise, improvise
We'll come up with something
We'll just tell your friends
That we don't like them, too bad
Who cares, let's not go
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
I've got chills, I feel weak
I think I'm sick
It wouldn't be sensible to go out now
I'd rather not take any risk
It might be contagious
Better if I stay
It bothers me but it's better
Me, who's unhappy and sad
And I don't even have a home theater
Who cares, let's not go
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me
We'll call, apologise, improvise
We'll come up with something
We'll just tell your friends
That we don't like them, too bad
Who cares, let's not go
We can just hide under the sheets
We'll order pizzas, you, the TV and me