Last night I saw you with her
Because of the way you were looking at her
Last night I threw a tantrum
And there won't be breakfast
Just so you snap out of it
I'm not jealous, but if that happens I turn into someone else
I'll slash your tires, you'll sleep outside
And that same night I'll call my mother-in-law
So she can pick up the mess she gave birth to one day
And I'll call all my friends
So they can help me, with a little party I'll fix it
Just be careful not to cheat on me
Because I'll do all that and even more, I'm just warning you
Just be careful not to cheat on me
Be thankful it was just a dream
And yeah, watch out, buddy
And it was just a dream, son
Forewarned is forearmed, daddy
Last night I saw you with her
Because of the way you were looking at her
Last night I threw a tantrum
And there won't be breakfast
Just so you snap out of it
I'm not jealous, but if that happens I turn into someone else
I'll slash your tires, you'll sleep outside
And that same night I'll call my mother-in-law
So she can pick up the mess she gave birth to one day
And I'll call all my friends
So they can help me, with a little party I'll fix it
Just be careful not to cheat on me
Because I'll do all that and even more, I'm just warning you
Just be careful not to cheat on me
Be thankful it was just a dream
Be thankful it was just a dream
Mhm, don't get it twisted, foo