Everything was going well, no obligation
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Thought I'd make a getaway on a chill-out day
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A coffee to take away, I got my hair done
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Should've been a lovely day, didn't end that way
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Then it all went to sh*t, first there was the rain
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Murphy's Law decided to bury my blow-dry
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A guy asks me for directions, I nicely help him out
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Turns out it was just a pick-up, that d*ck made me miss my tram
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I take the chance, stop by the bank, let granny go ahead
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If only I'd known she'd print every statement from the year
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I'd have shoved her and trapped her in the automatic door
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One time, never give it up
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Two times, for all the love I got
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Three for you, where are you?
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One time, for the hips I got
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Two times, shaken to the top
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Three for you, I miss you too
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Thinking it would be okay, with these directions
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What the f*ck, I should've stayed in bed
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Netflix and honey tea, curled up in my bed
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Would be better in my sweater
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Than be outside in this weather
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One time, never give it up
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Two times, for all the love I got
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Three for you, where are you?
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One time, for the hips I got
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Two times, shaken to the top
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Three for you, I miss you too
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When it was my turn at the bank
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I told myself it was time
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I quickly realized it wasn't my day
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It was written on that screen
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That Murphy was out to get me
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This withdrawal's impossible
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Due to insufficient funds
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Murphy said so
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Murphy said so
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One time, never give it up
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Two times, for all the love I got
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Three for you, where are you?
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One time, for the hips I got
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Two times, shaken to the top
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Three for you, I miss you too
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One time, never give it up
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Two times, for all the love I got
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Three for you, where are you?
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One time, for the hips I got
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Two times, shaken to the top
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Three for you, I miss you too