Everything was going well, no obligation
Thought I'd make a getaway on a chill-out day
A coffee to take away, I got my hair done
Should've been a lovely day, didn't end that way
Then it all went to sh*t, first there was the rain
Murphy's Law decided to bury my blow-dry
A guy asks me for directions, I nicely help him out
Turns out it was just a pick-up, that d*ck made me miss my tram
I take the chance, stop by the bank, let granny go ahead
If only I'd known she'd print every statement from the year
I'd have shoved her and trapped her in the automatic door
One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too
Thinking it would be okay, with these directions
What the f*ck, I should've stayed in bed
Netflix and honey tea, curled up in my bed
Would be better in my sweater
Than be outside in this weather
One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too
When it was my turn at the bank
I told myself it was time
I quickly realized it wasn't my day
It was written on that screen
That Murphy was out to get me
This withdrawal's impossible
Due to insufficient funds
One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too
One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too