Come on, up, gotta go now
In pajamas to catch a cold
Cross the Channel on a float
Abduct me to their planet
Take my little sister hostage
Finish my Brussels sprouts
Unarmed, against a gladiator
Hoping to end up in a cast
Swallow two hundred slugs
To me, it's worse than jail
It's nice but I'm out
Yeah, I had that crazy idea
Okay, come on, now we gotta go
You signed, you're going
But we signed nothing, stop it
The teacher in a swimsuit
The teacher in the middle
Playing Fortnite on our hands
Get my canines tattooed
Spend the year without WiFi
Party in North Korea
Jump naked in the compost
Have a mortician as a roommate
Run in the desert in a parka
Have my birthday in the ER