Come on, kids, it's time
Come on, up, gotta go now
Walk round the house
In pajamas to catch a cold
Eat tar toast
To get a stomachache
Do my military service
Cross the Channel on a float
Pee on a cop
To make myself vanish
Pray that the Martians
Abduct me to their planet
Take my little sister hostage
Finish my Brussels sprouts
Eat colored pencils
To puke a rainbow
Unarmed, against a gladiator
I'd be ready to fight
Hoping to end up in a cast
Swallow two hundred slugs
To scare the teachers
Blow up the classroom
To me, it's worse than jail
And when he invented it
Don't count on me, guys
It's nice but I'm out
Yeah, I had that crazy idea
Okay, come on, now we gotta go
Oh no, we don't wanna go
You signed, you're going
But we signed nothing, stop it
We'd rather stay in bed
Hands up, bunny skin
The teacher in a swimsuit
We'd rather stay in bed
The teacher in the middle
Playing Fortnite on our hands
Sing Black M in Latin
Get my canines tattooed
Spend the year without WiFi
Party in North Korea
Jump naked in the compost
Test a chlorine kebab
Slap the security guy
Have a mortician as a roommate
Run in the desert in a parka
Have my birthday in the ER
Call Darth Vader a clown
Watch the Tour de France