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And December that never ends
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And of waiting for it not to snow
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One reindeer and I lose it
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Decorating the tree is torture
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I can't stand the sound of bells anymore
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Or see an elf at all
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Here we go for Christmas Eve
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The longest one on the planet
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Jingle Bells and turkey with chestnuts
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And to think I'm deprived of my tablet
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They'll all start again in chorus
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The same songs for a month
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If I ran into a little choirboy
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I'd make him eat his wooden cross
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As for the houses in my block
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They're a garland showroom
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You can say they go all out
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Next door alone is Disneyland!
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And December that never ends
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And of waiting for it not to snow
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And often the hardest part
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Is forcing yourself to smile
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When it comes to gifts
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Honestly, we couldn't do worse
And what to tell Granny Jo
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When she asks 'you happy, kid?'
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You say 'yeah, it's funny'
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While thinking 'it totally sucks!'
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Three slightly cruel solutions
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To get rid of the present
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There's LeBonCoin, there's the trash
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Or re-gift it at New Year
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This year, me, I'm running away
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To Brussels or Ouagadougou
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Problem is, at year's end
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Well, it's Christmas pretty much everywhere
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And December that never ends
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And of waiting for it not to snow
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For the old bearded guy I'm planning
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A somewhat cheeky welcome
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I'll leave the fireplace burning
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And traps at the foot of the tree!
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I'll chuck to the bottom of the canal
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Tino Rossi's complete works
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And I'll sing heavy metal
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I'll even, if I have to
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Sabotage the sleigh's brakes
So it takes off super fast
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Fed up with Santa Claus
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And December that never ends
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Indeed, now it's clearer!
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And of waiting for it not to snow
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but no problem, little Aldebert
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Stay all alone in your room
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No, that's not what I mean
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We'll give your gifts to other kids
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How about I fix you a plate of mac 'n' cheese!
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It's no problem if 'Sir' doesn't like Christmas
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No, that's not it
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It's just a song, Santa
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I wouldn't mind a gift or two
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Any turkey left?