And December that never ends
And of waiting for it not to snow
One reindeer and I lose it
Decorating the tree is torture
I can't stand the sound of bells anymore
Or see an elf at all
Here we go for Christmas Eve
The longest one on the planet
Jingle Bells and turkey with chestnuts
And to think I'm deprived of my tablet
They'll all start again in chorus
The same songs for a month
If I ran into a little choirboy
I'd make him eat his wooden cross
As for the houses in my block
They're a garland showroom
You can say they go all out
Next door alone is Disneyland!
And December that never ends
And of waiting for it not to snow
And often the hardest part
Is forcing yourself to smile
When it comes to gifts
Honestly, we couldn't do worse
And what to tell Granny Jo
When she asks 'you happy, kid?'
You say 'yeah, it's funny'
While thinking 'it totally sucks!'
Three slightly cruel solutions
To get rid of the present
There's LeBonCoin, there's the trash
Or re-gift it at New Year
This year, me, I'm running away
To Brussels or Ouagadougou
Problem is, at year's end
Well, it's Christmas pretty much everywhere
And December that never ends
And of waiting for it not to snow
For the old bearded guy I'm planning
A somewhat cheeky welcome
I'll leave the fireplace burning
And traps at the foot of the tree!
I'll chuck to the bottom of the canal
Tino Rossi's complete works
And I'll sing heavy metal
Sabotage the sleigh's brakes
So it takes off super fast
Fed up with Santa Claus
And December that never ends
Indeed, now it's clearer!
And of waiting for it not to snow
but no problem, little Aldebert
Stay all alone in your room
No, that's not what I mean
We'll give your gifts to other kids
How about I fix you a plate of mac 'n' cheese!
It's no problem if 'Sir' doesn't like Christmas
No, that's not it
It's just a song, Santa
I wouldn't mind a gift or two
Any turkey left?