The genie of the lamp
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Here we are live from the lamp
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To grant all your wishes
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Let's applaud him, over to you Simone, thanks
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You grant wishes?
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If you hoped to ask me for more
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No returns, no exchanges, no refunds
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I know I'm dreaming right now
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Master, I don't think you've really got
What I've got to offer you
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And let the lamp genie light your lantern
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If Ali Baba's got forty thieves
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Scheherazade, a thousand love stories
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You, Master, are even stronger
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Because you've got something worth gold
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You've got the power, slip on your gloves
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Light the fuse, and you'll come out on top
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It'll go Boom Fire Anything you want
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You can get it by rubbing this lamp
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And I say Master Aladdin, dear sir
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Today I offer you
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A thunderous dessert, an éclair
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Because I'm your best friend
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I'm the headwaiter at life's restaurant
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Place your order right in my ear
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I'll split myself four ways for my friends
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Lord, we're at your service
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Command, oh Prince, oh King
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It's a pleasure to serve you
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Have a bit more baklava
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I'd love to offer you everything
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Because I'm your best friend
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Tcha tchou pu tchou pa
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And when I say Abracadabra, we go wild
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And you'll disappear by magic
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I've got the power to grant your prayers
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It's guaranteed, degreed, certified
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You've got a Genie as your business agent
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I'll support you, I'll back you
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What's your wish, tell me, what's your desire
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You've already made your list OK, Deal
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Rub your hands, I'll rub my back
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Make a wish or two, please
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I'm your friend, sure
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I'm your best friend