Here we are live from the lamp
To grant all your wishes
Let's applaud him, over to you Simone, thanks
wait, wait, wait
If you hoped to ask me for more
No returns, no exchanges, no refunds
I know I'm dreaming right now
Master, I don't think you've really got
What I've got to offer you
And let the lamp genie light your lantern
If Ali Baba's got forty thieves
Scheherazade, a thousand love stories
You, Master, are even stronger
Because you've got something worth gold
You've got the power, slip on your gloves
Light the fuse, and you'll come out on top
It'll go Boom Fire Anything you want
You can get it by rubbing this lamp
And I say Master Aladdin, dear sir
Today I offer you
A thunderous dessert, an éclair
Because I'm your best friend
I'm the headwaiter at life's restaurant
Place your order right in my ear
I'll split myself four ways for my friends
Lord, we're at your service
Command, oh Prince, oh King
It's a pleasure to serve you
Have a bit more baklava
I'd love to offer you everything
Because I'm your best friend
And when I say Abracadabra, we go wild
And you'll disappear by magic
I've got the power to grant your prayers
It's guaranteed, degreed, certified
You've got a Genie as your business agent
I'll support you, I'll back you
What's your wish, tell me, what's your desire
You've already made your list OK, Deal
Rub your hands, I'll rub my back
Make a wish or two, please
I'm your friend, sure